(My first attempt at free-form poetry, in the style of song lyrics)

Take me down
To the Kernel Panic City
Where the Wifi's gone
And the blue screen's pretty

Caused by a buffer overflow
KASLR disabled by a mofo
Now my thread's in a bind
And I should respond in kind

Take me down
To the Kernel Panic City
Where the wifi's gone
and the blue screen's pretty

From vuln to 0day
Written on RMS' birthday
Disabling SELinux like a pro
To show grsec's the way to go

Take me down
To the Kernel Panic City
Where the wifi's gone
and the blue screen's pretty

Got a patch in hand
Linux politics taste bland
Rejected because it's useful
I'm not the one responsible

Take me down
To the Kernel Panic City
Where the wifi's gone
and the blue screen's pretty